I am The Queen

❀If you have a man bun, and know the difference between connotation and denotation, we're going to have a good time.❀

East coasters:I drove through 17 states on the way to work
West coasters:I have been traveling in this desert for 49 years. Generations have died. Children have been born. When will I make it to the promised land
Midwesterners:I haven't left a 20 mile radius in 2 years
Texans:Are we out of Texas yet it's been 5 months
Floridians:Please help me there are so many oranges they are attacki–


“NO HOMO” i scream at my dog Homo as he shits on the carpet 

(via tyleroakley)






shout out to people who have seen you naked but you can still have regular conversations with

shout out to people who can have regular conversations with you naked.

shout out to being naked

I support all of this.

Shoutout to the people who have seen me naked and still want to have a conversation with me.

(via f0r-neverland)

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