I am The Queen

❀Us sara(h)s are hood rat bitches and no one can change that.❀

vinegod:

This cracked me up. I guess she was upset she didn’t get the apple slice. by oh so tracy

(via igotstheirishswag)

gnarly:

I would be a morning person, if morning happened around 1pm

(via pizza)

suspend:

eats when im sad, sad when i eat

(via collapsed)

bookworm332:

The three kids I babysit were so confused when I laughed so hard I almost fell off the couch when this part came on.  

(Source: anightmarefantasmic, via gnarly)

jtotheizzoe:

astrotastic:

Jesus Christ you guys.

If you wish to make waffles from scratch, you must first invent the universe.

(Source: hellascience, via tyleroakley)

lamelohan:

me trying to do math is like me trying to lose weight, it just doesnt work out

(via pizza)

joshpeck:

maxiboym:

joshpeck:

i’m sad

What’s wrong, did you run over Oprah again?

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